Sunday, 17 May 2009
一对牵着手的情侣
牵着手的情侣有什么好写的?
满街都是嘛!
在新加坡, 你可以随时随地看到让你脸红的事
例,
正在亲亲的情侣,
正在抱抱的情侣,
在对方身上睡觉的情侣
都是你连看都没兴趣的日常戏码
今天让我碰上我有点兴趣的,
不是以上所陈诉的, 而是牵手
是两个印度男人, 身高大概和我差不多,
都是瘦瘦的, 大约25 上下
十指紧扣的那种!
从我家楼下, 一直走到地铁站大约5 分钟的时间
没有放过, 即使其中一位正在讲电话, 另一位还是 '含情脉脉' 地望着他
不止,另一位还微微地依赖在他身上
(汗)
本人绝对不排斥男同性恋, 但我, 很勇敢的说,
我是有肤色歧视,但当时的我想,
啊! 这两位印度同胞啊, 真的很勇敢!
试想, 印度人的传统思想是远比华人强啊!
这两个勇敢的年轻人真让我有点,大开眼界吧?
所以我对他们没有歧视的感觉哦!哈哈
平时看见脏脏的印度人总是不免的不爽他们的我,
变啦!哈哈
加油啊!这两位不让我讨厌的印度同胞!
祝福你们哦!
再来祝福天下正在相爱的同性恋者,祝你们幸福快乐!!
哈哈
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
第一百则 - 爱情故事
Finally.. a clap for myself~
*pak*
As mentioned in title,
this will be a love story~
Not me, but a real story that happened,
and ofcz I hope it will happen on me and all my friends..
男主角:公公 (不是我公公)
女主角:婆婆 (当然也不是我婆婆)
配角: 儿子,女儿
这是一个正在发生的故事
我父母的一位好朋友,叫Sam姨
最近刚从美国回来,(她的人生很精彩,有机会告诉你们)
主要原因有2个,
丈夫被调过去柔佛工作,父母生病了
这就是她父母的故事
公公在很年少的时候就和婆婆结婚了
婆婆是一名独生女,生长在不错的家庭
说了是独生女,就免不了有着千金的性格
自从婆婆嫁给了公公之后,公公当然是爱着她,
自然就会宠着婆婆,把婆婆照顾得无微不至,像个女皇般
有时候就连吃个饭,公公不让婆婆麻烦,还会请自把煮好的饭菜端去楼上给婆婆吃
当然婆婆也很爱公公,她为公公生了6个孩子,替公公把小孩打理好
孩子们很乖,很孝顺也很听话
就这样,一年一年地过去了
孩子们长大了,有了自己的家庭,纷纷地搬出去住了
虽然一间大屋里只剩下公公婆婆和1个小女儿,
公公婆婆依旧过着他们甜蜜的生活,
他们不像有些老夫妻,分房睡或分床睡,
他们也从来都没有做过对不起对方的事,
他们饭后一起散步,一起看电视,一起看医生
总是甜蜜地粘着彼此
人,就是这样
当你老了,什么样的病都找你当朋友
很不幸的,婆婆患了轻微老人痴呆症
原本生活上就依赖着公公的婆婆更需要公公的照顾了
公公虽然不原意接受这残忍的现实,但他还是如往常一样照顾婆婆
试问你看着你的挚爱一天一天地不清醒,慢慢地失去记忆,慢慢地老去,
那是何等的难受啊?
终于有一天,公公撑不住了
当公公准备跨过家门口的小石礅时,不小心被它绊倒了
公公中风了!
基于公公的年龄,要照顾他实在不容易,
尤其是公公又中风,
于是孩子们决定把公公送进老人院让专业护士们照顾
而孩子们就替公公照顾婆婆
但,不一会儿他们就感觉到两老并不开心,
公公婆婆每天都嚷着见到对方才安心,
只有在彼此的视线中才找到自己
公公时常会为了孩子们没有好好把婆婆照顾好而生气,
婆婆也经常问公公去了哪里,两个人的世界似乎半点也没让孩子们插进去的空间
于是孩子们就牺牲了昂贵的费用,让两老腻在一起
他们现在就一起住在老人院,继续坚守着当年结婚时的约定...
...白头偕老...
那就是他们一生一世的约定,一生一世的爱情.......
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
谢谢你,我的朋友
一个在我生命里,不可缺少的元素
没有它,我不快乐
它不仅仅占了我人生的大部分,
也影响了我做人的态度
我不缺朋友,真的
我很庆幸,
在中学时期认识了很多在我目前的人生中扮演着重要角色的朋友
聊心事的,陪伴我的,讲废话的,一起腐烂的,一起努力为未来冲刺的朋友们
没有了你们,我想,我就不是现在的我了吧
你们就像是我身上的灵魂,
是不可缺少的。
刚结束了和一个很重要的好朋友的聊天,
忽然很想写些东西给她
说实在,我真的觉得自己很幸运可以认识到你这么好的好朋友..
对不起,我知道有时候自己的固执与逞强,让你不开心..
我绝对不是不信任你,而选择不告诉你...
我只是不习惯,不习惯分享,也忘了怎么分享心事...
尤其是当我们都长大了,我真的遇到,也学会很多事情...
我也希望问题真如你所说的那么容易解决,
我有时候真的很羡慕你,你感觉上就很放得开,好轻松...
我也很希望我能想你一样放得开,但,谈何容易...
不过,我真的很开心你每次都会听我诉说着没头没尾的烦恼,
总是很有耐性地去聆听,
真的服了你,什么都不知道也可以很适当地安慰人...
有你的!够傻,我喜欢!
谢谢你,真的!
*朋友们,对我来说,最好的安慰,就是当回你自己,尽情地搞笑,玩乐吧!*
劳动节我回来,喝酒去喽!要来便来吧!
名额有限,快报名吧!只剩下1个车位了!
因为,其它的位子都被 “腐烂帮” 定了
自动预定名单有:腐烂之王- 9 goh aka 大佬 aka KarMun, 腐烂之后- 女人 aka Hsiang Yin aka Lavender, 腐烂之始(始作俑者的始) - Lim Casswen aka 傻彪 aka 这篇文章的女主角(谢咯), 当然还有本人-腐烂之尊。 另外,腐烂之司,黄瑞雯不缺定,但位子只会在最后一天开放。
(以上腐烂之VVIP皆因出席率好到爆而自动纳入腐烂门下,
特权有:最后一分钟出席都会有专车载送都家,只要不拒绝都当自动参与派对,绝对保证安全无色狼除非自己要求保护解除..XD,照片多多等等...)
*quote from 腐烂之王- 9 goh,
" Let's sei pek lan pek, pek dou chi ma gan"
Thank you 9 goh for your outstanding quotation.. :)
如反应异常热烈,到时再定交通,欢迎各路腐烂人士
Tuesday, 3 March 2009
Joee in the Wonderland~
"Alice in the Wonderland"
Anyone watched it before?
For those who have not watch it,
let me have a brief intro abt tis "movie"..
Its actually a cartoon..
A girl, named Alice...
1 day, she dreamed... ... ... ... ...
-The End-
Hahaha...
go watch la.. thou I thk its kinda boring..
I watched it when i was in primary school..
And so far, its d most boring cartoon tat i've ever watched.. hahaha!!!
Anyway, let ZOOM into my main topic for today!
The main reason abt me mentioning "Alice in the Wonderland" is bcz...
Dream!
haha..
I had many dreams recently.. the weird 1 ofcz..
It mayb suits my personality, as...
Most of my dreams are:
weird, illogical, complex!!
(I thk if i can write down everyday morning wat my dream abt, I can probably write a book d)
For d dream today:
宋世万and Elise of 珠光宝气,
鲍爸和巧-妈咪(溏心风暴),阿好,阿庆of 溏心风暴之家好月圆,
my firm geh big boss(Head of Directors), Mr AP,
and of cz me..
故事发生在混乱的争夺战之中,
镜头带到去一个大家庭,家好月圆的成员都在梦里,
但我们并不是做月饼的,而是像珠光宝气一样,是大公司老板的儿女
包括小女... XD
话说有一天,镜头马上调到一个隧道中,我在驾车 (是Mercedes CLK, 没看到车牌, No 4D)
车里坐着阿庆
忽然,我们的车被随后的车撞,
我和阿庆马上弃车而逃,随后追着我们的竟然是宋世万!
他因为公司倒闭,生意失败而向我们报复!
(镜头只带到我们在惊慌之中看到他的脸!)
回到家的我们,马上告诉鲍爸和大家
我们马上彻夜逃离,只见鲍爸驾着Estima,
我上车后就做在最后面,回头看,
我们的家就是我Tmn Kok Lian 公公的家,
接着阿好穿着西装牵着Elise的手也上车坐我隔壁,
紧接着一些人也坐进来了,
我们一直往后看,眼看着一些骑着Harley Davidson 的人越来越多,
一直围在门口前,
妈咪因为身体不好,走路缓慢而被他们阻止了出来,
我们一个个都很着急,一直到人群实在太多太多,
鲍爸就说,‘来不及了,我们得走了’
大家都流着泪地转向前,随着鲍爸的车走了
镜头此时忽然来到老板,Mr AP 的Office...
此时的他是鲍爸的弟弟,只见他一脸阴险地微笑着,
原来一切都是他造成的
是他害得宋世万一无所有,清家当产
-醒了-
Actually AP is not bad guy looking at all..
He's very very very friendly lo..
Duno y he bcame d bad guy here.. weird..
Monday, 2 February 2009
Chinese Niu Year
I guess tis shud b the happiest day for those hokkien in CNY ba..
I've applied 3 days leave for this CNY.. Rest for 10 days, including today! haha..
I din go work today, lazy..
Im hoping my boss to fire me so dat I can go bk KL.. haha
I reach KL "early" in d morning on Nian 29.
I slept for only 2 hours tat day then there starts my "happening" week!
"Date" broda for shoppin, n there suddenly jump out lui yan n a mei join us for the day.
Happy that lui yan fetch me n broda to Pavilion.
We went Crystal Jade for 'braskfast' n met a mei there.
Walked for the whole day but me n broda end up with nothing brought home.
Lui yan n a mei, 1 went home with many 'bags' of stuffs while another 1 went home with many food in her stomach.
After the steamboat dinner, 4 of us meet again to yum "cha".
Supper Club (former Soda).. Not sure anything changed cz I nvr been to Soda before.
However, the only thing that Im sure its remaining is dat... Its stil a lala club..
Those didi n mei mei that looks old luv to go there. haha
We ordered a white n a red wine.. and me, additional cup of graveyard!
Somehow I like the taste of graveyard, even thou it seems lik no one among the 3 of them agree with me..
Finally proved that Lala duno drink wine cz most of d waiters dont know how to serve the wines even to open to bottle correctly. The way the pour wine into the glass was sooo... argh.. no comment. They shud go for some trainin courses!
Im nt sure they even got us the correct glass for the white wine or not.
Im not sure abt broda but lui yan was drunk..
haha.. "Lam Soh Biu, Lei dou yau gam yat la!" (cantonese)
We then went Jinjang to eat Hokkien mee!! Hohoho...
D next day, Nian 30.
Not so happy s my dinner was spoilt. My mom n my "dai pak liong" insist to go my "yi pak's house" to bai nian.. where gt ppl go bai nian on nian 30 wan.. reli gek sei.. Had my dinner ard 10pm.
Good gurl, I slept quite early tat nite..
Chu 1
Cz my mom gt work on CNY, after I fetch her to work, I went to my "kai ma" oso my "da gu's house" at cheras. Had my 1st vege meal as Hakka dont "kill" for d 1st day of a year. Also Hakka belief chu 1 eat vege is more "powerful" than u eat vege every chu 1 n 15. haha.. After gt the BIG angpau frm my uncle n auntie, I went bk to jinjang grandma house for lunch. Dai pak liong again "lao" my mom to Genting to win sum angpau $$ frm unc Lim. I gt no choice but to follow them. Shop in First World n bought myself a Shorts in Padini. When we almost reach the place where we parked our car, I realized that all the cars before us were "dissappear".. Ofcz, our car as well.. After I went to approach the "police" nearby only they told us that all the cars been towed cz we parked at the restricted parkin zone. Win lo.. 4 of us follow the police to duno where den paid 100 ringgit to get bk the 4 tyres + gold color geh besi lo.. The policeman "kindly" drive us to get our car usin the police car.. [T.T]
Tats my lucky day of DA NIAN CHU 1 sittin in police car.. T.T
After the dinner, km, hy, py, kim, me, a mei, my cousin, vern n vern's cousin gamble at vern's house.
We bok sat til 5 sumthng in d morning den went Uma for breakfast.
Chu 2
Went grandma house for lunch.. My family geh tradision.. It was a very very very boring day.. Went to watch movie vf vern, a mei, mom n grandma at night.. The weddin game.. quite nice.. tat night sleep early oso.. :)
Chu 3
Went to sing k at The Gardens. So ngam broda n my cousins booked me in d same time. So I sing 2 side lo.. hohoho.. Went to SimLing's house vf kim, mei jae, a mei n broda after dinner. We gamble at first.. lost to sim ling mama.. Den after mama went to slp, we starts to finish up the bottles prepared early ago by sim ling mama. There have Bacardi, red wines, whisky, heineken, shandy and coke. A mei suggested a stupid card game n force all of us to play.. At first we dont look good for the game but we played that for 2 hours! Those who lost have to finish the cup of MIXed alcohol stated above. Kim drunk! hoho.. Cz we finished the red wine n whisky, Bacardi left jz a bit.. Also A mei n kim keep on losing to us.. hahaha.. We decided to play true or dare.. Hrm.. No comment on the game.. Cz kim drunk til cant even walk out sl's house, ma fan vern gona drive extra trip to fetch us also at last she din follow us back.. wat the.. made us so tired.. Reach home 5.30am.
Chu 4
Went to my kaima's house overnight... My cousins prepared lots of alcohol to 'kill' me.. They wana kill the so called "qin bui bat jui" --> me wor.. I was labelled by my eldest cousin sista in tis 'title'.. =='' I duno y she look so high on me.. 5 of us, actually 4 cz d third sista jz drank 3 small caps of the soju only. We have got a big bottle of korea soju, 750ml n unlimited heneiken.. ofcz with lots of snacks n 100 plus as well... Soju taste exactly like Japanese Sake.. To me, it taste awful cz its damn strong.. its even worse than vodka or whisky. We finished the soju, 2 down, the eldest cousin n the third 1.. left 3 of us stil good. I was damn good tat time, but the second round.. Beer's session. I was killed by beer.. I dun drink beer n I hate it.. After 4 tins of beer non stop, cz Ive been losing after they started the 2nd session, I was 'killed'.. They gap mai 1!!! I was shocked when I saw my hands are full of red spots.. not those spot 1 but almost sized like 20 cents or 50 cents.. it was horrible.. I've nvr been lik dat b4.. We stopped the game, I took a shower den went to sleep..
Chu 5
Follow cousin to her fren's house.. All of them studyin law.. There is a leng zai la among those nerds.. quite rich (==''' most of them rich rich 1 la.. cis) But too bad, he brought his gf.. the worse is that, his gf not only leng, kind, frenly, good in gamblin summore!! reli.. sam fuk hao fuk.. After the dinner at kaima's house, went tze chui's bday.. Quite fun la.. Thot wana gv out $$ geh.. no 1 wan $$.. So all goes to my lui yan n broda lo.. haha.. I played mahjong, lami, n cards.. hohoho.. sleep abt 5.30am..
Chu 6
Lui yan won lots of hundred.. So we gt the hao fuk to have our breakfast at JW Mariot, ShangHai Restaurant. We spent almost 3 hours there WAITING for food.. It was a nice 1.. Then broda, lui yan n me follow vent go her new house.. At Valencia, Sierramas there.. Quite nice ar.. how to say.. rich ppl geh house like dat geh lo.. spacious lo.. haha.. Actually not too far frm us oso.. So vent, dun worry, nxt time Im ok de if wana fetch u home.. dun worry dun worry.. cz u're too important for us!
Den I went to ... see sum1.. a gong gong tat .. duno how to say.. cin cai la.. nt important.. haha
Chu 7
Hooray, I met prefect gang for lunch.. Lou Sang at Wong Gong.. Sumwhr in Selayang.. not tat nice s me n lui yan expect.. Den went pey house to fatt choi.. I agree vf lui yan.. no gamble tis year.. cannot sit beside her when she's gambling. She won for us abt 30 or 40 bucks.. I giv out 20 bucks in 2 rounds.. hahhaa... So Im the Choi Shan la.. Prepare myself for the dinner vf my mum n great grandma.. Not in a good mood cz I dun wana go bk to spore..
I miss u guys..
Sunday, 21 December 2008
Hawaiian Night!!!
As I promised at the previous blog, Its time for the blog if Hawaiian Nitez!!

Everything was so boring.. They hired 2 dancers to perform.. Lucky draw n I've got $30 Robinson Voucher.. Hehehe.. Its a nice place.. With seaview, watching so many ladies dressing themselves nicely matching the theme..I was enjoying~ Hawaiian Nite!!

Tis is d only pic so far I can find with FOOD.. so focus on FOOD.. n the red shirt auntie n the purple dress lady n the white shirt man are my BOSS.. the owner of Yeo-Leong n Peh LLC. Damn RICH.. the ladies are siblings.. Btw, count from left of the pic, d 1st to the 5th n all those sitting are lawyers.. The red shirt with garland 1 is HP's best fren in YLP.

These are the lawyers as well.. Starting frm the left, Shin Ee, Diana, Meng Choo, and Serena.. Shin Ee is one of the top 3 prettiest lawyer i've seen so far.. Ofcz, HP is in d list as well.. but HP dint attend to the Hawaiian Nite.. Sadly...
We were being fetched by Charlie, Steph's "kai-gor".. (I reli hate those kaigor kaimui r/ship).. Found out he's sooo diff from steph.. They're exactly frm 2 diff world lo.. hahaha.. So bad of me..
Saturday, 20 December 2008
My ClubBing Season!!!
Im soooo on to clubbing recently...
Ever since my 2nd date with Ms Diana,
I've been clubbing in both KL n Spore!!!
Almost every weekends!!!
The most "tiring" part as :-
In KL, I'll hv to make sure everyone home before me,
so i'll normally reach home abt 4am, den only i can take shower and sleep!
While in Spore, Its DIFFERENT!
I'll be pulling by Ms Diana and changing different places in clubbing thru out the night,
and she will only ALLOWS me to go home aft 4 or 5am!!!
I'm so on for alcoholS recently,
tequila (Diana's fav), Chivas (seems to b the only clubbin alcohol i'll get in KL),
magaritaS (bth KL n Spore), and Red Wines (agn, Diana's fav)
I'm almost immuned by all these...
Poor thing... (for myself)
I'm lack of sleep, lack of rest, lack of good skin, tummy showing up, not enuf clubbin clothes..
Im nt sure I shud SIGH or GLAD abt these...
Its bad for my parents knowing me lack of so much things.. ofcz, the most important thing tat I'm lack of is...
MONEY $$ MONEY $$!!!!!
Coming up next...
HAWAIIAN NIGHT
Dinner n Dance for Yeo-Leong & Peh LLC 2008!!!
Stay tune as ur fren, me, JOEE was wearing a WHITE DRESS for the night...
n~ ITS DEEP V!!!
It was a great night after all..
Ofcz, my clubbingS after the Dinner..
that causing me reach home just 30mins ago! Cant even make myself coming back KL...!
Also, a MAN is sleeping on my bed now.. WHY??!!!
Its in next blog on " HAWAIIAN NIGHT "... Im waiting for pictures~
Saturday, 29 November 2008
The X'mas Random
Theme for Christmas in Singapore 2008: A Sweet Christmas.
This arch hangs over the Orchard Road - Scotts Road junction.

Pictures below are the Christmas Deco at Tokyo or Taiwan..
I aint Christian but I love X'mas.. I feel blessed on this event, its warmy n... FUN!!!
I enjoy the environment over the streets with X'mas decoration..


The pic below is special for Ms lavender..
* Xmas trees wif stars.. (forget abt d "sui" incident.. my apologies 4 d comment)

* And the "6" sparkling 'stars??' in the pic below.. Hope u'll like it..
Sometimes, its hard to achieve something that you want..
Cz...
It is always so high and far reaching from you...
How many more levels for me to 'climb' to reach my final 'star'??

Also, how much more people are actually aiming the same thing as me,
in the same time, fighting with me??
Is the 'final star' that Ive been aiming a real one??

Its good and easy for not making things clear sometimes..


Also not to be over-protected or to protect overly...
Too much of extras will only make things worse..

I don't need to have a luxury life for my future..
The Q is, are you willing to give up?

~I'm always there for you~
~Merry Christmas~
...JoeE...
Tuesday, 25 November 2008
The Bar Celona
I was supposed to go Euphoria, or Quattro, or any other "nicer" place last Saturday...
Haha..
Things always happen unexpected, as usual...
So end up Kim, the Clubbin Kaki (upgraded frm Junior Dancing Queen) or the Clubbin Queen(??) and me met her frens at Bar Celona.
After the BBQ dinner at my house,
Kim n me decided to go clubbing, yeah, clubbing...
Thou my planning at tat time was only to accom her, have a drink,
Im not addicted into clubbing, trust me,
I just feel like wanna hv a drink and enjoy the songs or to see some "hot girls" dancing...
It would b better for me than staying at home doing nothing...
I was quite worry at first as Kim drove us to Sunway that she claimed that she know the way very well, n so, I let her drive... Reason being, we had some Whisky during our BBQ dinner...
It would at least better than me who dint really know PJ so well...
At about 12.30am, we reached Sunway Piramid and was going to enter the Bar Celona that I've heard long ago but nvr have the interest of trying out..
Hm.. Nothing special... Just... a lil bit crowded...
I thk Bar Celona almost double of Sanctuary.. Its quite "big" but stil... crowded...
Sigh... We finished a small cup of Tequila, and a duno wat alcohol is dat la.. haha
Den the sam gap Kim urged to dance d..
We tried out diff dance floors, and I din really enjoy everyone...
As its really crowded...
I din really had enuf drinks for me to dance "happily" for the "1st round"...
So, both of us went back to have more alcohol(s)...
Seriously if u wan me to enjoy dancing, pls FEED me with many alcohols...
hahaha...
Den, we end up chit chatin vf Kim's frens..
And all 5 or 6 of us finished the bottle and go for dancing ToGeThEr...
**fast forward**
1.30am...
Most of us got very high and ... ... ...
3 half naked guys + 1 guy managed to fight for his pride til the end + 1 half drunk Kim + 1 tired me..
Not forget to mention how HIGH lim kim kim can go till...
Nah! I will not tel u that she actually went to the stage alone n dance like those "hot girls"...
Nah! I will not tel u that she actually managed to "attract" another group of half naked guys to dance vf her..
Nah! I....
Ark... Im sure U wont hv the chance to see me if I continue...
I betta stop here so that she'll only make me half dead...
so.. means stil got half that I din reli tell lah!!!
hoooo....
Sunday, 2 November 2008
The Wine Nite
During this 2 yrs, I admit that I din really explore Singapore that much..
I shud say, I'm still very very very new for the places in Singapore.
Coz.. I dont "explore" this place also I dont find Spore an interesting place to explore.
It ends up where most of the ppl who is trying to direct me the location that I wana go facing their difficulties in explainin.
This incident again, happened to me and lawyer, Ms. Diana Chin, who joined my firm not long ago.
She ended up with suggesting me to ask anyone whom I thk know where the place it is. haha..
That's wat happened on yesterday:...
I went back office early in the morning to clear my works.
Usually there'll be jz a few ppl in office on Saturday, jz so coincident where Diana came back to work tat day as well. We had a few conversations and I jz duno y she suddenly feels like dating me out for drink. Okay.. I did told her tat I love to drink.. but her invitation reli surprised me. Lawyers in my firm are very "arrogant" or I think too high on them. So I dont thk there'll hv any lawyer wan to hang out vf secretary as my firm is well-known on politics playing + gossips..
The place that we actually planned to meet is a place where most of the Clubs and Pubs located.
The Clarke Quay.
I'm a typical traveller in Spore where in case I got lost and end up taking cab by paying more, I would rather choose not to go too far from the MRT. I wont go places located further than 1.5km from the MRT Station.
I spent about 10mins walking blindly searching for the cafe so called "Coffee Club nearby the main taxi stand".. Ok.. I nvr heard of Coffee Club..1st.. and 2nd.. Walao eh.. So damn lots of taxi stand lo.. most taxi stand oso gt coffee club nearby de la..(i thought it was just a cafe where she name it as coffee club)
" Sorry, uncle. U know where's the taxi stand gt coffee club 1 ar? "
" U wan go the pick up point or drop off point? "
" Huh? Sorry a.. Not sure eh.."
(msg Diana, 'Hey, u're at the pick up point or drop off point?')
(replied: 'Main taxi stand. Ex-MOS') ( MOS = Ministry of Sound. Was d hottest disco )
" Uncle, u know where is ex MOS?? "
" Har? MOS? Closed down ady lar.. U turn right, walk across the tunnel, den..."
" O? okok.. thx.."
After "cross" the tunnel, 'weh? Weird weird de leh.. So quiet de meh'
" Sorry ar.. I wanna ask where's the ex MOS a?"
" Oh, MOS a? U go inside the tunnel, den walk straight to end until u passed the 2nd bridge. Again walk to end...."
" What?!!! I jz came frm the tunnel side den u say gona go back agn? U sure o nt?! "
" *smile* Yes I'm sure.."
" Thanks den.. "
[T.T] Wtf.. Nvr ever ask old man for direction.. It reli a long long tunnel and long way to the 2nd bridge.. I spent abt another 20mins by running to the 2nd place.
Then finally I reach the Clubs side.. But... WHICH ONE?!!
She told me she's havin dinner jz right beside the taxi stand.. But.. haiz.. So hell lots stands...
I simply try here and there for the taxi stand.. Finally, I saw her!!!! Thanks GOD!!!
* If she's not a lawyer + she's quite pretty summore, I'll definitely show face + bu shuang lo..*
(even though she duno that I'm tat NEW to Spore)
All my mood for Clubbin gone the moment I starts my RUNNING part.
I was sweating and thirsty, but the stupid waiter just cant see my hand waiving all the times which almost drivin my nerves to burst!
* again, if not bcz of Diana plus she brought quite a handsome guy with her... I cnt imagine wat wil happen*
They finished their dinner and Diana brought 2 of us to...(forgot the name of tat Club)
She's really a clubbin kaki lol.. She know almost all the clubs and ofcz knowing lots of people as well.
We open on a bottle of red wine. I'm stil a "quite cool + seldom go clubbing" de naive lil good gurl tat time.. Hehehe...
We finished d 1st bottle den Diana ordered for the 2nd cz her frens coming to join us.
I was quite impressed by her social skill (mayb most of the aged Spore female like tat also) cz her frens are whites, blacks, asians... I thk that she... really... GENG!
All of us jz chatting, dancing... (Flirting?? Hehehe.. Shhh) Then Diana thk of changin place to a club named LunaR.. haha.. Is with the "R" word.. It's a Chinese Disco playing all chinese songs..
I dont reli like it cz I knew there'll be lots of LALA inside also those uncles.. haha.. But since my "Dai ga Jie" say so, the lil girl gona follow her no matter what.
Then I dont realised from where pop out a Ireland man, and bcome my partner(?).. I cnt reli recall wat happen n how it happen, he jz beside me lo. haha.. So 4 of us, excluded the handsome guy Diana brought at first, Daniel, headin to LUNAR as our 2nd round. He promised to join us later as Diana insist on him to TAKE CARE of me.. hahaha...
The Ireland man paid the cover charge for both os us. I thought Diana's pair was the same. But just found out today that she actually paying the cover charge for herself. Her guy reli SUX lo!
The moment I stepped on Lunar, I feel nothing than sien cz of those uncle songs that they were singing, is a band singing. Both me and the ireland man had Magarita for us. Anyway, after 2 bottles of red wine sharing by only 3 of us equally, I did drinks quite lots which makes me feel bit .... HIGH.. Haha.. So I dont reli care wat songs they were singing and jz DANCE! hahaha..
It's quite a enjoyable night and interesting as well.
At least I'm stil able to adapt to the Clubbing culture in Spore which is a bit different from wat I did in KL. I really feel the adults' style of clubbing. But somehow, I can finally understand why abortion is so common in Spore.. hahaha...
1st, quite numbers of handsome white or asian face I found than in KL,
2nd, the club dont close sharp at 3 like KL, cz u wont feel HIGH or desperate when in KL they jz on the lights and stops the music. for me, tat kinda annoying and not so proper way in CHASING ppl.
Well, i wont talk much on wat happen to me and the Ireland man and the handsome guy.
Cz it's a bit.. too long for this post.. haha..
Conclusion,
I like Singapore Clubs, its SAFE, ENJOYABLE, INTERESTING, QUALITY of people is much BETTER.
But!
I would prefer on KL where... I can drive myself home which I myself feel safe in tat way. Also I'll control myself. Also... KL is much cheaper la!!! hahaha...
I know taxi in Singapore is safe.. I jz dont like being fetch by people whom I duno especially when I know that I'm not so concious in protecting myself.
I was a lil bit over my usual limit on drinking during clubbin yesterday. I thought I was going to vomit and get drunk. But stil.. haiz.. Neither of them happened. Aiks...
Sunday, 10 August 2008
Happy Birthday to Daddy!!!
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
Kamikaze.. Shooters..
But due to sum "special excuse", I cnt able to finish it on time..
Thus, I post today..
Yeap.. That's the name of the drink that I taken for my dinner just now..
I went Harry's for dinner vf a colleague named Mui Eng..
A so called restaurant? or cafe? lounge? bar?
Duno lar.. Dont care oso..
We both love to go there cz it's the nearest to our office..
Just the opposite building of our workplace.
I had a very nice beef lasagna..
After chat for quite a period vf her,
I took the menu and was attracted by a drink..
Kamikaze...
It's Vodka vf lime, sweet n sour..
That's wat it taste..
Not too sweet, hardly taste the bitter of vodka, the fragrance of lime...
I just love it..
It's smooth when u drink, u wont even feel that u're drinking alcohol, but yet u'll very soon feel the react of the alcohol in ur body..
Frankly speaking, I enjoy the moment when the effect of alcohol stay in my mind, I'm feeling like I'm free from the facts but yet I know the reality..
Hm.. How to explain.. It's like a bit of escape thoughts..
I like the feel where u're reli a bit 'blur?'... I know clearly wat's ard me, who is who.. It's that I let myself gone into more... wild?
I starts to love shooters.. It's just a small cup, mayb we shud cal it "cap" for it's size just like cap?, but it contains strong liquour and taste, not to forget it's strong effect...
Conclusion, small =/= weak...
So, let's wait for my nxt session of drinking time.. which will be when?
Okok.. My PRINCESS's BIG DAY..
Think I'll concentrate on my shooters more than her..
*sshhh...* she might heard this..
Hahaha....
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
~My 19th Bday~ A warm Day
Here, I would wanna thanks:
Vern - Kim - KarMun - HsiangYin - HuiWem - SingYing - PuiYin - Jean - MingYi - ShyPey - YeeYee - Moon - ChinWen - YoonSin - Saw - Hiang - Aky - my GuMa,cousins - and my Gu Zhang that share the same birthday with me. Happy Birthday to him and wish him blessed for good health..
# LiuYing ~ KarMing ~ Ann ~ YengPing ~ MeiJae ~ SimLing ~ etc..
I hope I din miss out any1 else. Sorry if I forgot to add in your name..
Sadly, Crazian din blog abt my bday.. But the prefect gang did.. So, "jian tao" har la, crazianz..
Friday, 4 July 2008
Going to ... FLY??
Chin@
I'm COMING~~~
PanDa zais... Wait for me ar!!!
Nah~ I know what u wanna say...
I'm not going to conquer the Great Wall of China~
~~~SHOPPING~~~
~Coming Up NexT~
**My China Trip!!
*** JoeE's 19th BirthdaY CelebratioN!!! ***
VeRn said," No Surprise WoR!!! "
Tuesday, 1 July 2008
F**KinG EmbarraSsing Nitez..
Dont ask me, I duno how to explain to u al..
Today is freaking busy for my work cz I not just doing my own work,
but also guide n teach the gurl who came just 1 week ago..
Not only that, I still gonna entertain the "EVERYTHING URGENT" department,
General Litigation Dept that liars with those accident cases, tort cases, probate matters, divorce matters, etc, even during my lunch hour, I attended to their calls more than 3 times n doing their God Damn URGENT documents with my mouth tryin to 'chew' the rice asap...
They expect I do work during my lunch hour but how abt them?! Stupid dum dum!!!
U thk I only work for u a? Not that u pay me salary also!!! I'm hired to do BANKING stuffs but NOT ur GENLIT dum dum stuffs lo!!! Dun gek chan me, wait til 1 day I fat din I'll definitely throw those URGENT files on ur dum dum head!
Thought can leave on the dot (6pm) so dat I'll hv plenty of time to buy sum snacks to cls Cz I know that my gastric wont let me off so easily if I dont eat by 8 n hold til finish class (10pm)...
I bought a hot milo, 2 pieces of toast, 2 half boiled eggs.. (I finished it while waiting for my toast to be served. Wonder y they take so long time for 2 slices of thin square bread..)
During the class, I felt sumthing wrong vf my stomach.. I knew gastric's coming after me soon.. I quickly drink the hot milo which I put hopes on it that it can hold or beat my gastric..
Sadly, it fails.. Even I send the toast into my stomach to help hot milo.. I still feel the gastric pain getting stronger n stronger caused me to sit in a very weird pose to cease the god damn pain.. However, I managed to hold myself until the end of class cz I know clearly in my mind, no one can help me.. As I said, the worst part of being alone is when u need help, u know very well that NO ONE can help u..
After the cls, I thought I can hold til I got home n get a good rest.. Very obvious that tis gastric pain was NOT caused by food cz I had toast n hot milo, also my meals all taken in time.. Guess it's just stress or lack of rest? Bravely hop into the MRT which soon caused the most embarrassing moment of my 18 yrs life.. FYI, it takes 47mins from Dhoby Ghaut (my college) to reach Yew Tee (my house)..
After I got into the train, I regret.. I wonder those sporean all so keen of work or wat.. It's addi 10:15PM n the train stil full of passengers.. Ok.. I'll just take tat as USUAL.. There r a few god damn zi za geh spore teen, noisy chicks, talk so loud beside me while my PALE face ADDI showed every1 dat I'm not feeling WELL lo.. those 8 po zai make me feel very annoying n fan.. and u know whn u stil hv to bu shuang, u tend to take in more oxygen n space to balance ur body.. But sadly, not only the space is getting lesser, more ppls coming in so the oxygen also decreasing!!!
I started to feel cold n lack of oxygen in my brain that I knew it's gonna happen again!!! I was so terrified cz I know it's goin to be another.. nightmare...... back to somewhr ard Feb.....
There was a morning I almost faint in the MRT cz lack of oxygen.. I felt very uneasy n unwell, my face starts sweatin n it's all cold.. My legs bcome strengthless n I know if I'll just let it be, I'll faint any minute. I'm not gonna let myself faint juz like dat, I keep telling myself,
"Hold it, Joee.. Hold!! U can do it! Just a few mins.. Hold! No1 beside u.. Hold!!!"
There are stil 2 more stations to go, but I know it's gonna reach my limit, I decided to step out the nxt station, I know i'm not gonna make it til office..
The doors opened, I stepped out! Just 3 steps I walked out from the door, I fell.. I sit on the floor n my legs were strengthless... I cant even stand up.. I felt that I'm spinning once I stand up.. A few ppl came n tried to help me, but being rejected by me.. After 10mins of resting, I'm alrite n was able to continue my journey to work..
This time is even worse, I'm not only having cold sweat, but my whole body was sweating.. in cold.. I feel like vomittin, I'm dizzying, gastric, even my hands were like, cramp?
I know I'm goin to faint or vomit anytime.. Even thou I told myself to b cool, hold, hold, n hold.. But I stil have another 30 mins to continue on the journey.. I know I cant make it tis time.. I've got no choice but to wait desperately for the lovely doors to open for me to step out from the train..
3..2..1... FINALLY!!! 3 steps after the train door opened, I fell..again.. Quite a number of people came to me n ask me sorts of Q, wat I rmb was... I jz keep shaking my head n hardly waived my strengthless hand n say thanks, no...
Then, 2 gurls at last successfully help by holding me beside them to the bench n help me sit on it.. I cant even sit straight on the bench n need them to hold me.. Aiks.. Another guy went to seek for the Station crew for help.. N there come the most most most embarrassing part of my 18yrs of life so far I've been.. At 1st, I ONLY saw a lady holdin a medical box n apply sumthing ard my neck, my head n my "tai yang xue"... After tat, I saw sumthing tat reli makes me thk tat those ppl who lookin at me during my 'sit on the floor' de act is not the most embarrassing part but definitely the coming 1...
The MRT crew got me a WheelChair!!!!!!!!!
Oklo.. They al reli win liao.. I wont deny that I cant even stand by myself, not to say walk down the long staircase or escalator.. But it's reli reli reli fucking KUA ZHANG to let a 18 yrs old teen to sit on a WHEELCHAIR to reach the lobby lo!!!
Okay.. During the time tat the lady was 'helping' me.. There are a few trains stopped to let the passengers off, so.. I wont wanna thk abt it anymore..
Aiks.. End up I was being PUSHED til the taxi stand OUTSIDE the MRT station, to the ROAD n got a taxi stop right BESIDE of me n the driver went off from his car n thought of KEEPing the wheelchair in his car boot... Aiks...
Wat to say..
Advice by Joee.. Strongly emphasis..
Please take care of your own health.. Do NOT stress!!! Always RELAXxxxx!!!
Tuesday, 17 June 2008
The Ultimate Nitez.. Scarlet..1
I'll place Scarlet together with the nite at Loft as my best try in clubbin..
I enjoyed in the Loft cz of the VIP status.. I jz lurve d time when u're being served in Very Important Person! Hahha...
However, Scarlet night is rather different from Loft cz tis is d 1st time I club wit so many leng luis especially they're all my BEST FRIENDS!
However, I thk there's any special of Scarlet.. Everything is just ok, not bad but not great..
S I always say, clubbin is for me to meet my frens n enjoy together.. Hence, this is d main reason I'll place tat night as my best try of clubbin, nt cz of the club but coz of my kakis..
I *heart* to see every1 enjoy themselves with their movings, drinks, attire...
From their expressions, I feel, and I enjoy..
Let's start our long story from the plannin part of scarlet nite..
Km approached me on d 3rd or 4th to tel me their plannin to celebrate hy's bday..
Sadly I told her I cant join them but I'll stil b back tat weekend.
V decided since me n hy 'like' to club, so she decided to choose to go clubbin on 14 june..
Her decision surprised me.. I nvr dare to thk tat tkm ask us to go clubbin!!! Haha..
S usual, I inform my personal assistant, wong vv(broda) and lim casswen, my dearly movin loud speaker(dear)..Hehe..
Lim casswen, the senior organiser of Clubbin Events, made thousands calls to me, vent, n oso many different clubs.. Haha.. San fu sai la, dear..
Vv failed to pursue the siao za bo Lim KKim, Junior Dancing Queen(JDQ) join us for d nite.. Ofcz, it's time for me to chut ma to gao dim those 'nasty' invited guests la.. Nt more than 15 mins i gao dim JDQ by a oversea call.
At last, ofcz to invite our VVVIP, the main charac, ms Lavender aka Yinly aka Hsiang Yin aka A Leng(hy).... The moment she said ok, I was like.. Flying? Haha...
Everything in order n den Vent, the Senior Dancin Queen(SDQ) suggested an idea in our dressin part.. She said it's interestin if we al wear in different colors to club.. Bt at d end, only me, SDQ, km, hy follow d colors...aiks..
After had dinner I rush back home at 8.20pm where I promised hy i'll fetch her abt 8.30pm..
All my thoughts of make up, do somethin for my hair, try different shoes, try on different dress were gone.. Rush to shower, grab a dress n grab shoes.. Vf my 'speedin' drivin skill, I managed to reach hy's home at 8.50pm. We chat a lil, went to fetch hwem at low yat.. The moment she sit on my lil waja, there starts our exciting nite..
We reached The Curve ard 10. Searchin the Scarlet.. It's ours 1st time to scarlet!!! When hwem went to ask for the package, km n vent appear at d entrance, n I saw d shockin face of hy.. Haha.. I myself oso shocked.. I din't expect them to come in so fast.. I'm not sure how she feels.. Jz hope she'll like d surprise n pray hard tat nite is nt boring like BarClub..
The starting was a bit weird, me, kim n vern busy with the payment thing. Ann's 1st time, so she's a bit... dull.. Km busy fuk si the photo-princess, vent, casswen, n d bday gurl, hyin..
But after v settled with the payment, ann started get used to the environment, also the DJs started to heat up the party.. Following d songs n the remix.. we dance, we drink, we chat, also we take photoS.. Haha..
The party is getting hot after abt half an hour.. At 1st only me n kim dancing, den the busy 2 Senior DQ joined us, after Vern 'did something' to Ann, she joined us s well, after awhile, even our bday gurl willin to '重出江湖' n dance with us.. The cool man, Vern, finally willin to leave her lovely seat at last n move her body.. Nt sure km dance o nt..
They really surprised me lots, especially ann, km, n kim.. Better not challenge this 3 newies in club, thou they're new, they club like old kaki.. Even our senior DQs were shocked by their acts.. Kim, the 2nd time of hers in clubbin, dance whole nitez frm 11 to 2... She's named by me, the Junior Dancing Queen..
Km, her chai mui skill n her 'mei li' nt kiddin 1 lo.. She managed to attract the dump dump Air Asia guy keep stickin ard her the whole nite.. Hohoho..
Ann, she surprised me the most frm her dancing.. She is also d 1 who keep on dancing like Kim.. I thk both of them r in d same category.. Cant get me? ok, tel u..
B4 they went clubbin, they'll tel u, "clubbin no good, dun go dun go"
After they tried it, they'll tel u, "when u go clubbin? cal me cal me"
The happy moments jz swapped away like dat..
It's abt 2 when we finally 'wake up' from the party.. It's time for the discusiin session of 'following whose car'..
Vern's MyVi vs Joee's Waja..
The fight between Perodua n Proton..
During the competition, we took pics at the Carpark..
I just dont know y we get so exciting with the barrier n the 2 old Merz Benz..
Not tat we nvr saw tat b4, guess it's d effect of Vodka + Whisky + Coke + Free flow of Ice cubes??
But I lup the pics.. Cz I nvr pose like dat b4, guess some of them as well..
At last, I'm d winner cz my car got 5 members, me, hyin, ann, km n hwem (the last 2 are dog couple)..
The miang conversation btw both of them cool down the heat after party..
The part after tis is in previous post la.. Tat's al for my Ultimate Nitez.. Scarlet..
*Go my friendster for more of our crazy pics!!!*
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We enjoy dancing!!!
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The guys and the gurls??
My Happening weekends..
Even my HP tat long time din hv interaction vf me..
She smiled after she heard my duck voice..(the very licik smile!)
Tat's wat I've sacrified for the Saturday nitez.(Scarlet)
It was a great n happy nite for me, mayb for all of us..
13June:
I'm back from SG.. Reached KL at 2, thx mummy fetchin me at d late nite.. Lup u..
Sleep at 4am wait for my hair to dry..
14June: (noon)
Wake up at 12. Accom mummy to 'see house'.. den.. comment here n there bout d house, den..
Got brief by d house agent n bank loan officer.. den.. there go d 5k for deposit..
In d age of 19, I've got myself into a debt of 550k..Well done..
(nite)
CLubbin!!! Lup lup lup!!!
(midnight) 2am to 6am
After sent hwem n ann back home, km accom me to hy's house. We chat tong siu.. Hahaha.. Reli enjoy lots! After an exciting night, a pillow talk between gurls is reli interesting... We talk on many topics, ofcz those are secret lo.. Sorry for not revealin our topics.. Haha..
6am in d morning:
Send km home n pass her d video clip.. I reached home abt 7.. Where I saw my mom sittin at sofa.. She did not turn on the light.. Let herself sit on the dark room.. I was like,
"owh shit! Gonna get scolding liao!!!"
I took a deep breath, act like nothing, turn on the light n walk to her, with my heart pumping in such high frequencies, slowly n softly I asked her,
"Why dont turn on the light? Wake up so early? R u ok? Cant sleep?"
She answered me in very low volume whr I cant get her at all. Anyway, doesn't matter..
Here the Climax coming,
my mom said,
"Why now only come back?... U... "
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"... U remember u promised me to.......
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... to write the letter to my boss regarding my EPF matter? I need to gv my boss later... Also I think ho, abt the house ar......"
=.=''' After I finished draft the letter for her...
I went took shower, den went to pasar vf her n v took breakfast.. While we were havin our breakfast, she went to buy some biscuits for me to bring back SG, also duno where she found a stall sellin bra n she thought of buy me 1.. =.='''
Speechless rite? Tat's my mummy.. The very unique 1.. U'll nvr beat me for having such great lady as your mom.. She'll always boom u with surprises! I rmb when I went the Loft den I got drunk, the next day she brought me to MidValley n bought me a dress.. Hm.. Wat to say?? Tat's my mom!
I told her every interesting parts abt tat nite.. She said she wanna see our pics tat nite.. I asked her, "Do you thk I got many Leng Lui friends? She answered, "Yea.. I also thk like dat.. But why u're not like them a? .. Oh I know! Cz u're like ur dad, looks, action, thoughts, charac, even body shape..." Aiks.. Her usual answer.. T.T... Cant she jz praise me a bit??
At last, I didn't sleep til my way back to SG.. There ends my Happening weekend...ciaoz..
Monday, 16 June 2008
Special for You.. Yinly... 20080616...
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*ps: I lup the 1st pic very much lo..*wink*
1 Nitez Feel ~ Scarlet.. pre
Jz be sit back n realx..
Not tat I dont wanna post ma..
I'm reli busy okay??
Start with the preview 1st okay??
We're drunk?? No way!
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Gorgeous in the House!!
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Addicted to club? Nope!
Shud say I'm Addicted to Club wit these gurls!!!
Only available for them! ;p
*Heart* you all the most!!!
Muaks!!!
Friday, 23 May 2008
Happy Birthday
Kar Ming..
Wish u all the best and Happy always...
Stay pretty hor!
Muaks!






